Never too Old to Skate

by Dad Jokes

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You say I'm too old to skate
You say I have to work a job I hate
Well I don't have the time to
chase your freakin dimes and
I'm not too old to skate

You say to start a 401k
Contribute to the economy
Well I don't have no plans
Except to stick it to the Man
And I'm not too old to skate

I may never land a McTwist
Or a layback grind
But it sure beats an office
Hey don't you know
I'd rather land a boneless than bonus anytime

I may never land a kickflip
Or a crooked grind
But you can't find me in an office
Keep your documents
I'd rather shred a bowl anytime


released November 30, 2015
Nathaniel Fitzgerald - Guitar, Vox
Jeff Wilhelm - Bass
Patrick Quigley - Drums
Patrick Donaghey - Bari Sax
Tyler VanBuren - Alto Sax
Scott Lehman - Trombone
Scott Senff - Trumpet



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